A simple, classic polka dot pattern feat – WAIT, those aren't polka dots, that's the Millennium Falcon™, the ship that made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs!
That's right, these boxer briefs will make you feel like the fastest hunk of junk in the galaxy (if you're looking to go point five past lightspeed, that is). Slip ‘em on and hang on for dear life.
